Too Big to Fail

∞MQ \in-fin-ee-teeh em-kju\, noun;
  Biggest. Messaging. Ever.
  New "too big to fail" reliability framework.
  Full JSON-over-XML-over-YAML encoding.
  Runtime message validation using Yahoo! Pipes plugins!
  Patent-pending 8-bit message compression technique.
  Runs on ALL versions of Windows 95 (service pack 2)
  Open "source" for first ten paying clients!
  Guaranteed to annoy 99.99% of mathematicians ∞
  Comes with primary AND backup broker!

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